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Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday Funtastic Funtime Happy Hour

Dear Diary,


Observation.  I have so much energy I parked my car on the freeway and ran the rest of the way to work.

Observation.  I can't feel my fingers and toes.

Observation.  Oh, look at me.  I'm a big, tough man because I put giant holes in my ear lobes.  Oh, look at me.  I'm from Australia and I pretend to live in an Aboriginal village.

Observation.  When the real Matt sees a fat woman he keeps walking.  When "Peet's Matt" sees a fat woman he asks, "When is your baby due?"

Observation.  I think I just pooped my pants.

"Peet's Matt"

P.S. Don't tell the real Matt I wrote this.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Peet's Matt makes the world a better place to live.

I wish CO had a Peet's Matt.