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Dear Diary,
Re: A Burrito is On the Line.
I'm totally bumming today. I lost the bet.
[...BEEP...], almost all day, was down between seven and eight percent. Then, in the afternoon, the stock began to rally as did my hopes.
The stock ended closing down 2.19%. I lost by 19 basis points and now I have to pony up a burrito. We were so close Diary.
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Entered by Mattrix at 7:39 AM
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Matt "Mattrix" Mullins
2) Many thanks to my original cubicle neighbor for her ceaseless ramblings. Her rise from Secretary to "CFO" (see Entry #5) will forever inspire me as I claw my way up the Corporate Ladder.
3) Do you know your terms and definitions for Mattrix's Dear Diary?
1 comment:
Peet's Matt would buy it then throw it at his mellon.
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