Back Off "Doc Brown"
Dear Diary,
Yesterday I did something that I have never done before at work. I let a burst of rage get a hold of me and this happened. At the time, Diary, I was furious. "Doc Brown" in addition to being super awkward also has obsessive compulsive disorder ("OCD") for data.
♫ "You down with OCD (Yeah you know me)" ♫
I have been assigned to be "Doc Brown's" apprentice for a project. He is updating his model which projects future home price appreciation. I have been tasked with finding information about all kinds of things like:
- Population counts
- Median income
- Median home value, and
- Owner's equivalent rent by year back to 1987
Gee, thanks "Doc." I've been working with weighted-average numbers for like 12 years now, but sure, I could always use a refresher course.
[Sits down in a classroom desk; and "Doc Brown" starts talking]
Mattrix: "Uh huh, and then what happens oh great 'Doctor?'"
[More "Doc Brown" chatter]
Mattrix: "Really? When I add 1 + 1 the molecular composition of the numbers fuse together to form a 2? That is fascinating information."
[Class dismissed]

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1 comment:
Can I play Whoopi Goldberg's character?
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