Amazing Analysts Calendar
Dear Diary,
I can't believe how quickly this year has gone by. It's mid-July and I have not even started my "Amazing Analysts" calendar photo shoot yet. I'm so behind. I have to get my photographs to the printer soon or I won't be able to get my calendar out in time for 2008.
What?... Oh, didn't I tell you Diary? I'm trying to spice up the image of analysts. In the wake of Enron, Worldcom, Wall Street and now the Subprime mortgage industry; I think the public has lost confidence in the analyst. So I figured I could give something to the public to get them to think, "Wow, maybe those guys and gals aren't so bad after all."
Each month will feature a different analyst and the contribution he/she makes to society. For example, I'm going to be featured in March (my birthday month).
[Calendar Snippet:]
Analyst: Mattrix
Contribution: Climbs mountains of data so you don't have too.
[Photo:]
Mattrix & Sonny
Do you think my calendar idea is going to work?
Tags: analyst, calendar, jeep
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1 comment:
You're wearing too much clothing for my calendar ;)
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