Intra Entry: Have you Ever...

Dear Diary,

When no one is looking, have you ever measured how much body fat you have by grabbing your gut with both hands and shaking it?

[Awkward Silence.]

Oh -- err -- yeah, me neither... yeah, I think that's totally gross too.

[Dear Diary punches Mattrix on the arm.]

Mattrix: "Ouch."

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