You Down with O.C.D.?

Dear Diary,

Are you down with O.C.D.?  Yah, you know me.

On the way into work today I was listening to the Kevin and Bean Show and they were talking about Obsessive Compulsive Disorders ("O.C.D.").  They had people call in and say what their "disorders" were.  Some were outrageous and crazy, and then there were some that made me think that maybe I have O.C.D.  Below is a list of things I could thing of.

1) All of my phone cords have to make a perfect loop.  They can't be twisted at all.

2) The "stick thing" on pen caps have to be twisted and touching the words on the pen to form a straight line.

3) If my car tires on the passenger-side run over a man-hole, I have to make the driver-side run over a man-hole too so that things are even again.

4) Book shelves have to be ordered tallest to shortest.  If two or more books are the same height, then I alphabetize them.

5) Screws on light switches and plugs have to be vertical.

6) My toilet paper has to roll on the outside.  If I can't fix the roll I'll go to another stall.

I'm sure I could think of a lot more if I wanted too, but what do you think Diary?  Am I down with O.C.D.?

Tags: ocd
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