Gone Fishin'

Dear Diary,



Tonight, the Mattrix Family, will be leaving for a week-long vacation.  We're going to Mt. Hermon, which is about an hour's train ride through giant redwood trees to the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz, CA.

You're a big boy diary now, Diary.  And I have decided to leave you here at work so you can spy observe what happens at [...BEEP...] while I'm gone.  I want you to stay on my book shelf and blend in with my other books.

[Diary Mumbles Something]

What?  Don't mumble... I don't care if you don't like them.  You need to be nice to them while I'm gone.  Remember what happened last time I went on vacation?  You pushed my Excel programming book off the shelf because you thought I liked him better than you.

You know, I still haven't been able to smooth out his pages.  He was lying on the floor for 6 days, like a sad and broken old lady with her malfunctioning LifeAlert device.

"I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

Poor little guy.

Any ways, I'll post some Twitter updates when I can, and I've found a cool service that will transcribe my voice to you for me.  It doesn't always do a great job, but that's probably because I'm not speaking clearly.  It's still cool though, and there'll be a link to the voice recording too if you want to listen instead of read.

Have a good week Diary.

Tags: vacation
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