Intra Entry: Happy Feet

I was laughing at first, but now I feel bad.   Looking out of my window, I saw a landscaper doing a "funny dance."  But then I realized he was being attacked by a swarm of bees.   Did you enjoy this entry? Subscribe to Dear Diary for more entries. . Subscribe to: Mattrix's Dear Diary (via Feed Reader) Mattrix's Dear Diary (via E-mail) This Diary Belongs to: Matt "Mattrix" Mullins Embarrassing Moment Counter: 6 Clicks 2 Close Calls Quick History Lesson: 1) These diary entries are inspired by my experiences working in Corporate America (see Grand Opening!). 2) Many thanks to my original cubicle neighbor for her ceaseless ramblings. Her rise from Secretary to "CFO" (see Entry #5) will forever inspire me as I claw my way up the Corporate Ladder. 3) Do you know your terms and definitions for Mattrix's Dear Diary? Table of Contents: ►  2009 (8) ►  January (8) Friday Fun: Eye Test Cubicles Can be Dangerous Too "Fritter Gate" How Not to Ask For Free Food Man With Many Hats Back Off "Doc Brown" Who Ate My Pen? Great Scott! ►  2008 (77) ►  December (3) Meet "Literal Larry" I'm the Grammatical Barney Fife Let's Meet for Coffee ►  July (9) So Long, Farewell, auf Wiedersehen, Good Night Are You Happy to See Me? What's my age again? No, Try Not, Do or Do Not...There Is No Try The Odor [...BEEP...] Is Revealed Friday Fun All That and a Bag of Chips Is This Your Best Idea? ►  June (15) Friday Fun Conference Call Bloopers It Rhymes With a Female Body Part Trippin' on Taco Bell Friday Funtastic Funtime Happy Hour Stock Chart or Intelligence Meter? Wanna Feel my Butt? It's Beautiful and Natural Monday Morning Musing Acronym Fail Is that a Long Entry or are you Happy to see me? Friday Fun Stick and Stones May Break my Bones, But... No Entry Today The Way I See It ►  May (13) Friday Karma Out of the Office Do I Smell Paul? Friday Fun ESL is for Quitters Watch What you Click Rise of the "Empire" Peet's Matt Hit List Friday Fun Stupidity Begets Stupidity Pink = Success Where to Begin If It's Okay With You ►  April (2) Have Not Forgotten You I'm Back. Physically, but not Mentally ►  March (16) ►  February (1) ►  January (18) ▼  2007 (179) ►  December (17) ►  November (22) ►  October (33) ►  September (23) ▼  August (28) Can you Feel the "Pesa-pain?" dd2go: Say Cheese Intra Entry: Horoscope Floor Mom Not so Amazing Hand Shake Intra Entry: Paid my Dues My Beef With McDonald's Intra Entry: Chariots of Fire Death by Forms Friday Fun Slow Day Today Intra Entry: Firestarter Put Out Personnel Change Request Accredited Home Lenders Intra Entry: Happy Feet Who do They Think They are? Gone Fishin' It's Either a Brilliant Idea or a Disaster Waiting... Elevator Rush Hour Etiquette Intra Entry: Pipe Cleaning "EMO(hio)" is Cancer Intra Entry: "EMO(hio)" What's Your iPod Secret? dd2go: Auto Detail How to use Your Incompetence to Achieve Your Goals... Intra Entry: Quote Happy Two Month-aversary ►  July (32) ►  June (24) Search Mattrix's Dear Diary Enter your search terms Web Mattrix's Dear Diary Submit search form Subscribe via E-mail: Enter your email address: