Not so Amazing Hand Shake
Dear Diary,
I can't believe I forgot to mention this on Monday. It's not very often that I get to meet a celebrity, but I got to meet one last Sunday.
On Thursday, I meet a really cool guy named Luke. I gave him a wimpy, loose gripped handshake and it was bothering me all weekend. I thought for sure he was going to always remember me as the "Limp Shaker." I'm not though!
Fortunately, I ran into him on Sunday again and I walked up to him and said, "Luke, I've gotta shake your hand again. I totally gave you a girl handshake."
He laughed and we commenced with a manly, man shake. I tried to chest bump him too, but he must of thought I was trying to attack him because he moved away. It's okay, though, I bounced off the wall behind him and pretended like nothing happened.
Any ways, Luke is married to Dustin-Leigh. I got to meet and shake her hand (firmly, but not creepy-like) too. Does anybody know who that is? Diary, do you?
She was Miss California 2005, and, even better, was on The Amazing Race for two seasons. This was a real treat for me because Mrs. Mattrix and I were fans of her team ("The Beauty Queens") during those two seasons of the Amazing Race.
I'm grateful that Luke was cool by allowing me to redeem myself. I now have a handgrip strengthener so that I can prevent future "Limp Shaker" moments. From now on, when I run into Luke I'll only be serving man-shakes.
Eww, wait. "Man-shakes" doesn't sound good does it Diary? How 'bout "Manly Handshakes?"
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1 comment:
You're a madman. How is that you're posting when you got denied by the man??
Haywood
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