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Dear Diary,
Call Lifeline! [...BEEP...] has fallen and can't get up. We're bleeding profusely over here.
If I take a 50 percent salary pay cut, I could probably help reduce the loss from $23M to $20M. I just might do that for the sake of the team.
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Entered by Mattrix at 8:19 AM
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Matt "Mattrix" Mullins
2) Many thanks to my original cubicle neighbor for her ceaseless ramblings. Her rise from Secretary to "CFO" (see Entry #5) will forever inspire me as I claw my way up the Corporate Ladder.
3) Do you know your terms and definitions for Mattrix's Dear Diary?
3 comments:
I read this in the paper too. I had a thought - are you unlucky? Hope you have a good Q4!
Funny that you mention that. Someone here at [...BEEP...] joked about that too.
I enjoyedd reading this
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