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Friday, June 22, 2007

dd2go: "This is Heavy Doc"

Dear Diary (to go),

Oh Schnikey!  A Cop just lit me up.

[Mattrix pulls over...]

What do you think I did wrong Diary?  Speeding?  Ya, I think so too.  The Cop is walking up to my car...hang on.

[10 minutes later...]

You were right Diary.  I was speeding.  Officer Thornton said I was going 87 MPH and the maximum speed limit is 65 MPH.  He asked if I was late for work.  I said yes I was, but more importantly I was also trying to activate my Flux Capacitor.  I told him he ruined it by stopping me at 87 MPH.  I was one tick away from 88 MPH and being able to go Back to the Future.  He wasn't amused and proceeded to give me a speeding ticket.  My first ticket ever.

Speaking of, I know this is my first ticket and I am not used to the "standard procedures," but is it necessary to strip search someone for speeding?  I thought that was weird too.  I didn't like that very much.  Especially in the morning on a busy road like Jamboree.

On the other hand, I did get a few people to honk their horn as they drove by.
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1 comment:

Superfreeman said...

What the hell? It's Monday morning and I need some "Dear Diary"!