Entry #7 (3/31/2004)

Dear Diary,

I just wanted to remind you that my daughter has minimum days at school all this week. I know that I call my husband everyday to remind him, but you never know. One day he might wake up and have a peanut for a brain. Come on already!

I'm getting sick of hearing that everyday around 11:00 AM you need to remind your husband that your daughter has minimum days at school all this week. I think your husband understands that. He's been able to survive on this planet for X amount of years. I'm sure that he can remember to do something everyday for a week. A simple reminder the first day should be sufficient.

"Oh honey, by the way, when you put your pants on don't forget that you do it ONE LEG AT A TIME! Just in case you forgot, I wanted to remind you. Oh, and by the way, you have no pants because I wear them in this family! Just an FYI."

I wonder what would happen if I called my wife everyday of the week and told her to put the seat up after every time she used the bathroom?