Lunch Antidote
Dear Diary,
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I went to lunch with some 11th Floor-ees yesterday and afterwards we stopped by Peet's Coffee. It was the first time I've had Peet's in a long time.
It also reminded me why Haywood, Superfreeman and I used to joke around and call Peet's the "Lunch Antidote." Man.
[Imitating Borat:]
"Wow wow wee waa."
Should coffee be able to do that to you? I'm going to go do some research on the FDA's website.
[Approximately 1 hour later...]
Bad news Diary. It looks like the FDA is aware of my problem, but they don't have a solution. Their website said the best thing to do is to try to endure through the pain. And then they referred me to this link.
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4 comments:
I knew it would be the trick to a fun and exciting afternoon. How did your coworkers take it?
Haywood: They weren't ready for "Peet's Matt." I should have closed my office door to minimize the damage. On the plus side, though, I did solve a Rubik's cube in one minute.
This is a wonderful way to spend a morning.
As an 11th-Floor-ee, I think I speak for all of us when I say that there are few things greater than Mattrix on Peet's.
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