The Best of August 2007

Dear Diary,

Below is a list of my diary entry highlights for August 2007.

• Dilbert made a guest appearance.
• I let an "iPod Secret" out of the bag.
• "EMO(hio)" was a retard, cancerous and got a name change.
• I was NOT a lady's man.
• I unintentially inflated my value at [...BEEP...].
• I went on vacation for a week.
• My I.T. group redirects me and then tries to kill me.
• I had a beef with McDonald's.
• And finally, I met a celebrity.

For a complete list of all of August's entries click here.
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